Haiku 24

What the heck, body?
Too many days off so far.
I CAN NOT BE SICK!

Haiku 23

can’t breathe through my nose
ninety seven coughs today
thank God for Throat Coat

Haiku 22

Christmas shopping done,
wrapping commencing today.
Where is my Scotch tape?

Haiku 21: “borrowed” from Thomas F. Wilson

It’s strange that a dog
will eat a dead bird, but will
never eat a grape.

Haiku 20

My neighbor’s tone-deaf.
Industrial-strength ear plugs:
Thank goodness for them.

Haiku 19

Damned house centipedes.
Get out of my apartment!
Far too many legs…

Haiku 18

Ninety hot degrees
Air conditioning is on
It’s only April

Daffodowndilly

She wore her yellow sun-bonnet,
She wore her greenest gown;
She turned to the south wind
And curtsied up and down.
She turned to the sunlight
And shook her yellow head,
And whispered to her neighbour:
“Winter is dead.”

- A. A. Milne

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